|Alright, I did the stupid fucking Survey, You can Leave me Alone Now
||[Nov. 23rd, 2004|08:48 am]
Just Another Motherfucker
1. What time is it? 8:49|
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Marina Carol Jones
3. Nicknames: Misery
4. Parents names: Lucifer and Jesus
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday: No one has been nice enough to get me a birthday cake
6. Pets: Humanity
7. Height: 5'6"-5'8" I don't go around seeing how tall I am.
8. Eye color: blue/green
9. Hair color: gonna be purple soon. I'll take pictures. right now? it's icky. ><
10. Piercings: Hardly ever wear them, but gonna get my lip soon too
11. Tattoos: none... yet
12. How much do you love your job? I don't have one. so hah
13. Birthplace: Ukraine
14. Childhood love: I don't remember?
15. Current Residence: shitty north carolina
16. Had the drink Calypso Breeze? uh, no
17. Been in love before? yes
18. Been to Africa? no, and i don't want to.
19. Been toilet-papering? oh please!
20. Been drunk? yes
21. Ever dress up for Halloween? Used to. Not anymore. I just watch horror movies all day and then scare people.
22. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? unfortunately, yes. he didn't deserve my tears either
23. Been in a car crash? nope
24. Croutons or Bacon Bits? ewwww to both
25. 2 doors or 4? seven...this is a stupid question
26. Sprite or 7-Up? sprite.
27. Coffee or Coffee ice cream? coffee ice cream is yummy
28. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: stuffed animal ... SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!!!
29. Dumper or Dumpee: been both
30. Salad Dressing: none
31. Color of socks: all colors of the rainbow .. black
32. Number: 668 - i'm so evil i need two extra numbers!
33. Place to be kissed: my mouth, then lower...
34. Movie: The Crow, Vampires, The Labyrinth, Sleepy Hollow, The Fifth Element, Resident Evil, The Ring, Vampire Hunter D
35. Quote from a movie: "Have you ever seen a vampire? First of all, they're not romantic. It's not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags, hoping around in rented formal wear, seducing everyone in sight with cheesy euro-trash accents.
Forget everything you seen in the movies: crosses don't work; they don't turn into bats, and garlic? You stand there with garlic around you neck, one of these fuckers are going to bend you fucking over and gonna take a walk up your estrada chocolata while sucking the blood outta ya. If you wanna kill a vampire, you drive a stake right through his heart; sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters." - Jack Crow Vampires
36. Favorite holiday: the holidays only serve to depress me
37. Foods: Eh...
38. Day of the Week: Wednesday
39. Song at the moment: Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
40. TV Show: I don't watch a lot of TV
41. Word or Phrase: rock on, billy, rock on
42. Celebrity: Christina Ricci and Milla Jovovich
43. Toothpaste: aqua fresh
44. Restaurant: too many
45. Flower: rose
46. Least favorite subject: basically everything
47. Alcoholic Drink: vodka and cranberry juice, sex on the beach
48. Sport to watch: catch the baby
49. Type of Ice: vanilla
50. Zoo exhibit: the human male
51. Sesame Street Character: i always hated sesame street
52. Disney or Warner: warner! come and join the warner brothers and the warner sister dot! just for fun we run around the warner movie lot! they lock us in the tower whenever we get caught, but we break loose and then vamoose, and now, you know the plot!
53. Fast Food Restaurant: burger king
54. When was your last hospital visit? a long time ago
55. Favorite drink: A&W rootbeer
56. What color is your bedroom's carpet? invisible
57. What was the name of your childhood blanket? what kinda spaz names their blanket?!? it's an inanimate object! did you have a name for your shoe and your doorknob too?
58. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers test: never taken it yet.
59. Ouija boards? proof of parker brother's contract with the lords of the underworld
60. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? uh .. i hope i'm living in new york and in a band
61. Who was your last e-mail from? you, unfortunately
62. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? they can prove nothing
63. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? really tough choice
64. What do you do most often when you are bored? do surveys
65. What words or phrases do you overuse? nothing. my words are all priceless
66. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: jacki
67. Most annoying thing: stupid people, children, religious fanatics
68. Best thing: being loved
69. Bedtime between: whenever the hell i feel like it
70. Who will respond the fastest? no one, as i'm not sending this to anyone. DUH!
71. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? jesus, cause he is mean to me
72. What time is it now? 5:16 PM